pooptarts

heronqueenblues:
why are people surprised when they see depictions of hitler that show him doing nice things with his friends or people he cares about
did they think he just sat in darkened rooms rubbing his hands together muttering “jews” disdainfully under his breath all day
yes

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to

bunrobot:

“where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding”

plotdesigner:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:
highfunctioningdarklordofall:
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
#learning to do the do from you-know-who

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

waterar:

what a polite child

thorvalkyrie-deactivated2018010:

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